Pocket full of pony

Pony, in this instance, is another word for Trojans. The saying "pocket full of pony" refers to a pocket full of condoms. In order to sound as relevant and up-to-date as possible, you mustn't make pony plural when using this phrase. This phrase was slightly originated by Prince, but made popular by music artist Deno Benz in his duly titled song "Pocket Full of Pony".
"Sup bruddah? Whatchu gettin' into tonight my dude?"

"Wassup my brotha? I'm lookin' to bust a nut tonight. I took a shower today for the first in a week and I got a pocket full of pony. Lez get sum bitchesss! Wooooooo!!"

"Pocket full of pony. Piss drunk, super lonely. Spongebob macaroni. Where the fuck's my pony?" -- Deno Benz
by CrystalGuyzer February 04, 2012
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Hot Pocket Feelings

Used to describe mixed feelings for someone where in you feel happy but sad thinking about them, similar to how a Hot Pocket is delicious but has unexpected icy or scalding insides.
Dude, I have Hot Pocket feelings for this girl, I'm happy but I feel awful thinking about her.
by Bonet Wholio April 29, 2016
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Pocket beef

A beefy snack kept in one's pocket for on-the-go snacking.
He was never seen in public without some pocket beef.
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Pudge pocket

A small protruding belly on a female
by king kkk August 11, 2014
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Slug Pocket

An alternative term for plug socket.
"Excuse me!" said the cyclist, "Do you have any slug pockets I could use to charge my phone?"
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Face Pocket

Thigh Gap in-between cooch to breathe in. The area to put ones face to munch box. Also to clean "The Carpet".
Pmed has a fat Face Pocket.
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Peruvian Hot Pocket

When a Peruvian man named "Robert" defecates into the mouth of a Llama who is actively peeing into the asshole of said man named "Robert".
Tyler, I will not be in the office today due to the Peruvian Hot Pocket that I had last night.
by peruvian lover August 05, 2022
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