Dustin Hoffman must have taught David Caruso the David Caruso sunglasses.
by Solid Mantis February 25, 2021
ACCEPT DAVID AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR. NOT DOING SO WILL CAUSE A GIANT COCK TO EMERGE OUT OF YOUR SHIT FILLED BODY. YOUR EXISTENCE IS FUTILE OTHERWISE, ACCEPT DAVID ZHU AS YOUR GOD AND LET HIM SINK INTO YOUR OTHERWISE CANCER FILLED HEART.
Praise our lord and savior, the mighty David Zhu.
Praise our lord and savior, the mighty David Zhu.
one day David our Lord fought off hordes of one eyed pirate turtles and their rocket wheelchairs using only his bare fists, a allen key and a bag of walnuts. The hordes of pirate turtles were overwhelmed by our lords mighty power and they now bow down to him as their god.
John: I got a triple kill!
Bob: WOW! are you actual David?
John: I got a triple kill!
Bob: WOW! are you actual David?
by lolitsmejebafdsusdfa February 17, 2014
Viv Gillespie was also appointed as principal in summer 2015 following Professor Dave Muller’s retirement. The college’s last Ofsted report, ‘requires improvement’ in November 2015, was critical of teaching and learning standards.
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by Gabbytastic November 30, 2014
David Ketter, a man born into a world of chaos & left to fend for himself. Travels through life as a lost soul, searching for his soulmate who he will love with endless amount of devotion & loyalty. No other man compares to him. Sex with him will have you feeling mesmerized with unbelievably pleasure. Every place that he goes the people look to him as their king. In the time of Armageddon, when the world if at it's end, he is the man with the power & knowledge to regain order and peace. David Ketter is the GOD'S LEGACY!
by ~Death2Bull$hit~ October 25, 2020
David Monkypants is a man known for having an impossibly large left-curving penis, accompanied by anger issues.
If you piss him off, he will dick slap you all the way to mars.
His favourite dish is the green bean casserole.
If you piss him off, he will dick slap you all the way to mars.
His favourite dish is the green bean casserole.
by wibbawobba June 07, 2024
David Siang Uk Thang the hopeless romantic
by Poopybuttmanmanman November 21, 2021