Eager Beaver

Super Down bad. borderline retarded.

typically describing freshman boys that can't handle themselves around girls.
Super Gay
Super loser

That dumabss pledge is an eager beaver. he's so horny and stupid.

by raagtag29873 September 14, 2025

Eager Beaver

Dumbass freshman that can't handle himself around girls. his raging hormones got to his head and caused him to go retarded.

look at the hickeys on that eager beavers neck.

by raagtag29873 September 14, 2025

Bloody beaver cleaver

Either having you or your friend rip a bloody tampon out of your vagina by the string and flinging it at an opponent

Bloody beaver cleaver can be fined by example as Arguing with somebody at the bar and having your bestie come over and be like get her girl and she just reaches down and rips the string out and flings a tampon right in the other girl's face

by Jessie n Kristina October 20, 2025

Syrup Beaver

not your average maple rodent, commonly referring an uneducated white dink

look at that syrup beaver putting diesel in a tesla

by JahRah34 December 15, 2025

Justin Beaver

What little kids call Justin Bieber because they don’t know how to spell his name idk

“Help I used to call Justin Bieber Justin beaver.”

“Oh my god I did that too!”

by Fuckthe January 16, 2026

wax the beaver

wax or trim the male genitalia.

Want me to wax the beaver for you?

by Pokey123 June 18, 2008

filling the beaker

Intending to have intercourse later on. From a rather popular Mumsnet thread, "Do you dunk your penis" about post coital clean-up.

Will you be filling the beaker tonight? I'm feeling a bit frisky.

by penis beaker October 10, 2013