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Banana, A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death.
Most Bananas, aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.
Banana Sentence: “Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Onision? Guy 2: Oh you mean the next Hitler? Guy 1: *kills himself*”
by FrnkIero_eyebrows March 4, 2017
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Banana

A) a curved berry (yes berry retard, because it doesn't have seeds) considered to be fruit that can be sliced up or eaten whole.
B) a penis or dildo slang term
A) "Man, am I hungry for that banana salad!"
B) "Hey baby, can I suck on the banana for you?"
by SirBell May 27, 2016
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A national eat a banana day

On 18. October you have to eat atleast 1 banana... So you can challenge your friends to eat a lot od bananas and then call them "Minion"
Jake: yo bro, go eat a banana
Mike: nah, no thanks
Jake: you have to cuz of A national eat a banana day
by PraviDečkoKiMaRadBanane October 16, 2020
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Banana split

This is the creation after your intermediate boss sticks his penis in your ass and has his way with you, then afterwords sprinkles cocaine on his fudge covered banana for you to consume before sending you back to work.
Guy 1: Bossman gave me a Banana split in his office just now.
Guy2: Maybe with that cocaine sprinkling, that'll actually make you do some work.
by NightlyParadox September 20, 2025
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Bloody Banana Peel

When two circumcised males Dock, resulting in penile splitting of the receiving male.
John said to Brodie, “did you hear Tom gave Drew a Bloody Banana Peel? He split it in four!”
by Dadrooski February 1, 2024
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banana shotgun

One girl adds one Banana up ones arsehole and proceeds to shoot out of ones arsehole
This girl last night she showed me the banana shotgun!
by The real l-o/d September 19, 2018
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banana

long soft yellow shaft filled with good things inside it ;)
omg your bananas so BIG *moans*
by lmao good boi November 2, 2020
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