mad tom

usually combined with "hangover" to describe "the dorm drunk"

esp. used in ARMSTRONG

Cabin of Mad Tom Hangover is inhibited by Deana

by ballaaa statuss December 9, 2008

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Tom

A soggy borrower
Characterised by short legs and Kenickie style hair cut. Known to be a massive wet fish.
Frequently seen if you've got a magnifying glass handy.

"Oh look over there at that boy, he looks like such a Tom, the poor soggy borrower!"

"Uh oh, I've just dropped my soggy borrower in my brew"

by popbell May 20, 2013

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Other Tom

I don’t know...he’s just like there I guess.

A bit of an arsehole.

Oh that’s Other Tom, not Tom

by JonjoShelvey-NUFC February 26, 2018

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Tom-foolery

The behavior of a "Black" person who is excessively deferential to white people or complicit in white oppression, often for personal gain or social acceptance.

"Attending Trump’s second inauguration wasn’t just a bad look—it was straight-up Tom-foolery."

or

"Dating preferences are personal, but when someone exclusively dates white partners while disparaging Black women, that starts to look like Tom-foolery."

or

"There’s a difference between making a living in adult entertainment and actively feeding into racist tropes. Performing under a name like ‘Mandingo’ or engaging in race-play content that glorifies slavery-era fantasies? That’s not just exploitation—that’s Tom-foolery."

by Shit-Talker February 12, 2025

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tom cruise

when you shove as many fully charged vibrators as you can up your rectum. Using an entire gallon of industrial strength superglue to seal your asshole shut to keep them in, then afterwards going to work and running to turn them on.

why won't the intern sit still?

he's just doing a tom cruise.

by anton blavatsky February 25, 2021

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