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vagina blood fart

when you fuck a girl so much they make a bloody queef instead of a dry queef
man: i fucked my girl so hard that she had a vagina blood fart last night
by cum gutter June 14, 2018
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Vagina Roll

1).A roll that looks similar to a vagina.
Hey bro did you see that chicks vagina? it totally looked like a vagina roll!!
by KobeCl10 August 21, 2011
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vagina desert

noun.
an area or locality generally lacking in female presence, or that is characteristically desolate of attractive females (similar to a sausage fest, but is the broader condition or permanent state)
"Hey Joe, how's school going in Alaska? Any cute girls around?"
"It's ok, bit of a vagina desert though...the husky women that walk by are few and far between, so the fours and fives turn into eights"
by Fleckencheesy February 6, 2017
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Sparkling vagina

Noun.

-A piece of apparel, usually worn by pop stars, such as Shakira, that makes the vaginal area stand out more so than the rest of the clothing.

-When someone is clad in a one-piece, but for some reason, the genital area of their body is most noticeable.
Joe: "The body's craving, to feed the hungry!"
Mike: "What you singin', man?"
Joe: Just a Shakira song, nothin' wrong with 'dat, yo."
Mike: "Damn, that Shakira...whattya do with a lass like that?"
Joe: "Dunno, maybe look at her sparkling vagina all day?"
Mike: "Damn, that sparkling vagina...whattya do with a sight like THAT???"
Joe: "You masturbate to it."
by LetItBeatle November 27, 2013
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vagina smoke

When you're not man enough to smoke a real cigarette, choosing instead a Strawberry & Melon e-Cig.
Man 1 : I need a smoke
Man 2 : Have you tried my new flavour e-Cig ?
Man 1 : What's with the Vagina Smoke ? you a pussy ?
by MrChatz January 19, 2017
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vagina choker

A huge cockadoodledoo or its load of spunk
Strokin your vagina choker does not make you a dick smoker.
by Jake1233 April 13, 2009
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vagina

that is sooooo vagina!!
by weonlyshiprydeninthishouse August 19, 2024
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