sex pistols 

A rad 70's punk band. They logged me off of Britney Spears and N*SYNC and all that worthless dribble when I was 12.

Hip-hop girl: Yo! Watcha listenin' to ho?
Punk girl: Sex Pistols.
Hip-hop girl: Oh, they's must be news.
Punk girl: They're from the 70's, dumbass.
Hip-hop girl: You be listenin' to s*** from da 70's? You gay.
Punk girl: Thanks, I'm very happy.

sex pistols by Gwen Stefani Grrl February 9, 2004

Sex Monster 

a very horny,ugly ass beast that is very human like in physical form. It has a vagina, penis and breasts so that it can fuck anyone that it wants to. Many that have been fucked by this type of monster have reported receiving sexually transmitted diseases. These monsters are believed to be invincible as no one has found its weakness. Because of this and the fact that they can chase down cars, they will catch you. Running away will only cost you your life and they will just fuck your dead body. It is believed that they live solely off of fucking.

I just got fucked by a sex monster and now I have HIV

Sex Monster by Shit Goose January 23, 2011

Sex (in the butt) In The City 

What a stupid fuckin show this is.

Bunch of ugly old skanks.

Sex (in the butt) In The City by cough*sluts*cough January 4, 2005

sex bomb 

An individual who displays amazingly and attractive physical qualities that causes members of the opposite sex to uncontrolably be attracted and turned on.

Dam! Alice is such a sex bomb when she wears that french maid outfit!

sex bomb by TheFrenchAssasin February 3, 2008

Sex Can 

Instead of a vagina your putting your dick into, it's a Monster Energy drink can. putting your erected dick through the drinks pop-top and trying to pull out when your dicks skin is in pain due to it grazing the sharp metal.

Nurse: Sir, what's wrong with his penis?
Doctor: He tried to Sex Can...
Nurse: What's Sex Can?
Doctor: You don't wanna know

Sex Can by PythonSNICKERS January 6, 2019

sex pig 

One who loves sex so much, they are a glutton.

Jill is a total sex pig. She has an insatiable sexual appetite.

sex pig by Jilina February 23, 2007

sex bracelet 

Bracelets made popular by Madonna and the 80's that have changed meanign from a simple fashion statement to bracelets meaning sexual favours.

Favours:
Black- sexual intercourse
Blue- blow job (alternate meaning: lap dance)
Green- cunnilingus (alternate meaning: outdoor sex, hug)
Clear- whatever you want (alternate meaning: hug)
Orange- kiss
Yellow- hug
Red - lap dance
Purple- Anal sex
Silver- fisting
White- flash your tits
Pink- flashing
Gold glitter- make out
Glow in the dark- using sex toys
glittery yellow-hugging & kissing
glittery green-69
glittery purple-French
glittery orange-kiss
Indigo- Hand-job with blowjob
Clear Gold with glitter-fingering
Clear blue-All of everything
Clear Pink-Its the girls choice.
Clear Green- All Anal
Glow in the dark pink- female sex toys
Glow in the dark blue- boy sex toys
Glow in the dark green-Sex with porn.
light blue-masturbate
gold-suck on any part of body
gray(silver) - flash

My boyfriend broke the red sex bracelet I was wearing- and I decided to go shopping for some sexy music and lingerie.

sex bracelet by lagunacarta January 7, 2009