Purple cocker spaniel

When you have anal sex with your partner and prolapse their anus, the. Proceed to put their prolapse between two hotdog buns… man what a Tuesday.

So I was fucking Jake Paul in the butt and prolapsed his anus. So I thought this was the most opportune time to give him a purple cocker spaniel.

by The_Magic_Turtle August 7, 2021

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Purple

Purple is someone who came into your life and made it better by simply being there and they make you feel good. Your life wouldn’t be the same if they weren’t in it

Person 1: I appreciate having them in my life. I don’t know what I would do without them, they make me so happy

Person 2: They’re your purple

by catloco October 20, 2021

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Purple

Purple prose or a purple patch is a piece of writing that contains very elaborate language or images.
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...passages of purple prose describing intense experiences.

by pnnmm November 14, 2021

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Purple Apple

A giant testicle

Omg my dick appointment had the biggest purple apple I've ever seen

by Flappypengoo September 27, 2021

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Purple

a color but also the color of a highly manipulative person. disregarding others and shallow when pushing blame to other. power hungry and craves power but will never gain it.

did you see the purple? look at how they push their source of problems to someone else.

by sayancherri November 21, 2021

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