greato potato

when something turns out bad

that's just greato potato

by jkentos March 02, 2009

sorry for the long post here's a potato

This is what you add to your long post to show that

you really don't give a shit to your reader
you just give one potato.

Bla
Bla
Bla
Bla

sorry for the long post here's a potato

by Halidad January 29, 2017

Clenched potato

A woman who won't give up the wookie hole. Like a baked potato cut down the middle and then squeezed back so you can't add the butter, sour cream, and accoutrements because it's closed for business.

That bitch was a regular clenched potato after watching the Bill Burr Netflix special.

by Peepingkat April 27, 2024

Potato bugging

You your cock is flaccid and you are able to roll/coil it similar to a potato bug

jared was potato bugging to make his dick bigger

by February 25, 2021

tickle potato

When yo dick so stout and plump it looks like a potato and baby girl sees it for the first time she too scared to do anything but tickle it

John: hey girl what do you think of my dong?

Ashleigh: it's such a..... tickle potato!

by Eieiooo5 April 26, 2017

Potato smashed

When you fuck till the point that your whole body is non existent

I went over to Jim's house and he (potato smashed) me into a coma.

by ThatHoeOver There June 30, 2017

Amsterdam Potato

The last piece of steak no-one will eat

We went to sizzlers last night and my buddy spilled juice on the steak. Now uts an Amsterdam Potato

by BearEggs November 20, 2018