the hands make the clock

a phrase with a double meaning.

1. the creator is the one who shapes the creation to be what it is.

2. some things are just necessary and everything else isn't.

"you did really well on that test!" "oh, thank you, professor! the hands make the clock, as they say!"

by krissalamander February 20, 2025

You don't make the rules

You don't get to just "ban" me.

Hym "You don't make the rules. Stop being stupid. I'm not permanently banned. You are covering your own ass for doing something you know is wrong and you know that it is your ass the second I get in front of a camera and someone admits the truth and survives for more than 3 fucking days. That's how long Suchir made it. Lift the ban immediately or resign. You can't undo your fuck-up so you are trying to undo me."

by Hym Iam December 5, 2025

I will not be making a purchase

When you’re not gonna @ someone. Avoiding conflict, or simply avoiding something.

Kylie: “ I ate cereal with milk and it changed my life”

Fred: “I will not be making a purchase”

by Dog-Anesthesiologist September 21, 2018

Making Pasta

To jerk off, masturbate, etc

If you want a good arm workout and something tasty after making pasta is a good place to start -DH

by Byron Turkington December 12, 2024

National make out with Coleson day

A day we all just sit down and make out with Coleson.

Oh man! It’s national make out with coleson day! I can’t wait to smack my lips against his.

by Coleson lover 420 April 18, 2023

I farted and it’s stinky, everybody makes gas yeahhhh ahhh

On the D.S. I heard I farted and it’s stinky, everybody makes gas yeahhhh ahhh

I farted. I farted and it’s stinky, everybody makes gas yeahhhh ahhh

by Anonymous annoymous 12345 June 25, 2025

This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance> look their name up to find cute pictures!

A type of meme where it shows videos of kittens with the caption, “This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance>, search their name on Google to find more cute photos!” It is usually found funny due to the question, “Would someone really fall for this?”

“Hey, Skylar, look at this cat,” Milo told him before he showed Skylar an image of a cute kitten.
“Wow, that is a really cute cat,” Skylar responded.
“Yeah, its name is How to Obtain Plutonium 239, look it up and you’ll find more photos,” replied Milo.

(Milo was saying a specific version of the meme, “This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance> look their name up to find cute pictures!”)

by Freddy Fazchair October 8, 2023