John Kerry

A scumbag who decided to speak out once again, as seen on FOX News today, which is fair and balanced compared to the other mediar channels. This time, it was criticizing Bush once again for going into Iraq, and also about the Iraqi election. Yes, God forbid that people in the Middle East have the right to vote, SO HORRIBLE!!!
It's too bad Kerry doesn't have any idear what he's talking about. However, he does have an idear about why he's so bitchy and whiny: the fact that he lost the election and can't get over it.

the use of the words "idear" and "mediar" above is mocking the Boston-styled way that Kerry pronounces them.

by Radical Republican August 18, 2006

John Sisco

One of the greatest rapper form Johnstown Pa who have a dream to make his city better and will have his team and his fans to support him in so many ways. His album titles means everything what is going through in his life and want his haters to know to keep hating while he is making money

Wow did you hear that album that John Sisco put out? It's so fire listen to it.

by winner2018 February 13, 2018

John Carter

To fearfully rename a property in such a way that it loses all its original appeal and distinguishing qualities.

GCB used to be called Good Christian Bitches, but it got John Cartered and now you can't tell what it's about.

Don't Trust the Bitch in Apartment 23 got retitled Apartment 23, but they realized they John Cartered it, so they changed it to Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23.

by Orange A-peel May 23, 2012

pulling a john

when you say something during a group chat, and never respond

When you are pulling a john, and then everyone gets confused.

by Sara Petrouski February 12, 2017

john kerry

1.)A liberal ass weiner fool who thinks hes soo good cause he has 3 purple hearts. Just remember...if he should be president...then why isnt he?(or should i say she).

2.)A gay faggot asshole.

3.)A person the world would have been better off without.

4.)See herman munster.

Dude jonh kerry got his ass whooped in the 2004 election...rock on bush!

by kerrysucks04 August 18, 2006

john doe

When you kill a guy on rs with a pistol when he got a rifle

"man I got noobed by a DOE"

by TB March 13, 2004

John Cena

Although many may say he is a gimmic and horrible rapper u cant deny he has skills. He may be one of the strongest people in wwe. He can pick up the Big Show and Mark Henry and Great Chali. Not to mention he has won a Championship title several times. And he is a major hottie. And although he may not be the best actor in a movie....he is an awesome actor in the ring. And some of you say he gets booed.....but all i ever hear is cheers. And he constantly gets ripped off, he's always getting injured and then looses his title or the chance to geta title. So why dont you all stop hating on him...last time i checked he was famous on the most watched sport in the world. No matter what you think of him, you can't deny he has skills and is an all around good guy....not to mention he's funny. (like the time he kept calling Lita a whore and slut...you gotta give him props, and yes i am a fan, but not because he's hot, but because he's a good wrestler and has respect for the company and fans, unlike Batista and Randy Orton)

Guy 1- hey did you watch John Cena kick ass last night?
Guy 2- i wouldnt say kicked ass, but hey he has skills
Guy 3- oh my gosh, you two actually like that no good rapping horrible actor who got into wwe by chance?
Girl 1- dont be a hater, you know you wish you were as attractive and famous like Cena....you're just jealous
Guy 3- what's your point?

PS*- even if u dont like him or people that like him, there should be at least one good definition of him....please publish. Even if u disagree with me you should still publish

by Cookie C <33 August 23, 2009