screaming pants

used to express your body fats anguish and horror due to being shoved in a tight pair of pants. also see Rosanne

" Pam! Those are some screaming pants!" "holly fackk!! My pants are screaming on me!"

by pink shawty :P November 28, 2016

Hoods n’ pants

When you’re extremely drunk and begin losing all sense of reality. The thoughts your mind once held are no longer there and you yearn for the next beer. It should be your goal at every function to get to this point of blood alcohol level heaven.

Did you see Glynn with the coffee maker at UNH, he was hoods n’ pants that night.

by Spliff Richardson January 7, 2024

pants guy

A pretty large male by the name of bubba who always seems to have a pair of pants on. He usually has them on in situations where shorts are preferred to be worn. Such as during a basketball game.

A guy who wears pants when he shouldn't, or just simply doesn't own a pair. Pants guy

by D Chosen 1 August 28, 2017

pants schnoogan

the act of stealing pants

Dave:hey what was that guy doing?
james Mc evans: he just pants schnooganed
Dave: oh i get it :D

PANTS SCHNOOGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by THEBOMBDOTCOM November 10, 2012

WHIPLASH PANTS

Pants belonging to Whiplash..

I am currently dating Whiplash Pants.
Sew Also: Yancey pants,

Addicted to Angela Lansbury Porn.

See: Shelby or Fat Baby.
Also, My Ass and my Love

by Whiplash by Richard Jeff Yance March 28, 2022

Susan, get my pants

"Susan, get my pants" refers to a quote from a home video of the 1998 Columbus, NE tornado. Now widely memed for it's comical nature and being out-of-place in a tornado video.

Person 1: "Susan, get my pants"

Person 2: "What the fuck why are you filming a fucking tornado without pants"

by DeinocheirusGaming August 30, 2024

Pant pudding

When you fart and some pudding accidently comes out. Causing a nice serving of pant pudding to sit in your pants.

Oops!! Does anyone want a fresh serving of pant pudding?

by White boy thug July 26, 2015