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Eats kangaroo

Lesbian oral sex (ideally while standing, one partner holding the other up) that involves an Australian girl
"So, I hear Sheila and Barbie went home together last night, what do you think they did?"
"Judging from the fumbling I heard going on upstairs, I think it is safe to say Sheila eats kangaroo."
by T to the Homm October 18, 2009
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Man Eating Bunny

An evil bunny that eats humans. It eats humans that seems to be a threat.
The Man Eating Bunny ate the physics teacher.
by blah911 April 26, 2011
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pre-eat

to eat a small meal before a feast to lessen the temptation to engore oneself.
Before the date, I decided to pre-eat some almonds and an apple to avoid scarfing down the porterhouse in front of her.
by billjenstuart May 10, 2011
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eating oatmeal from a jacuzzi

Overwhelemed with information or work.
I really need a beer, I've been eating oatmeal from a jacuzzi all day.
by cliffzedge November 19, 2010
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anti-eat ass

Derived from spray used on pets to fight mange. Turned into insult for individuals with ugly topical skin problems. Describes what someone should do to cover up their nasty asses.
Jason saw his ex-girlfriend walk into the bar, and his buddy Brent said that that ugly bitch needed to be sprayed with some anti-eat ass!
by punkdaddyo December 13, 2005
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molecular meat eating marsupial

an female who aggressively performs oral sex on any and every man while pregnant
ellen is quite a molecular meat eating marsupial
by ruhi yazid May 23, 2008
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Eat a Steak

a conservative term for "Fuck off Asshole!", when children present.
1st person: Your momma is so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and i said 'what bitch, you movin?'

2nd person: Eat a steak
by Logan &Steffani June 17, 2008
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