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eat a xan

When you are about to consume one or more 2mg Xanax tablets.
Boy im boutta eat a xan and make an exam what the fuck is up!!!
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EAT

me: YUM WII REMOTE YAAAOAOAKXKSIA Miis: AAAAAAAAAAA
by Faultycriminal1 March 30, 2025
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Bitch eating crackers

A bitch eating crackers is someone (male or female(but usually female)) who no matter what they do like eating crackers pisses you off. Usually has a low IQ or intelligence. Other versions of the phrase include Bitch eating chicken.
Person 1: Hey what's that girl's name over there?
Person 2: doesn't matter bro, you don't want that. She's a dumb bitch eating crackers
by CaptainVinno May 13, 2023
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eating ass in the bag

to fuck up in a major way!! and be real sad about it afterward

consists of overthinking, crying, and lots of self-pity/ hatred
UGH fuck dude, I accidentally messed up my hookup. I'm seriously eating ass in the bag.

My boyfriend broke up with me last fall because I kissed another boy at a party. I was really eating ass in the bag back then.
by secisfun January 26, 2021
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Eating kiwi

Eating kiwi is when you eat a juicy pussy that isn't completely shaved
Yeah I was eating kiwi the other night while I was at her place
by Eaterrrrr February 18, 2024
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Eating Farts

"ayy yo i realised i like eating farts yesterday" Same thing as eating ass
by Container for a bellend July 27, 2023
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Eat children day

Yes today you get to eat your kids or siblings ect
Person 1: “hey hru?” Person 2: “CHOMP” person 1 “STOP BITING ME!” person 2: it’s national eat children day!! Person 2: “ugh ig it’s fine….”
by SᑎƐᗩҠY ĿĪᑎҠ ♡ April 16, 2025
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