Hairdresser car

A small 'sports car featuring an overpowered engine. Predominantly owned by girls & 'metro' boys. examples include: celica, mx-5, s2000, 350z, 370z, mr2, audi tt. occupants of these vehicles invariably buy them because they are "stylish" not because of any performance or convenience factors. Often garners the argument "i'd beat you in corners" or "its not a hairdressers car! its a sports car!" the nissan 350z was nominated hairdressers choice of the decade

You drive a 350z? Dude that's a hairdresser car.

by Tray678 August 25, 2021

Point-B Car

A car whose only purpose is to get you to your destination.

This PT Cruiser I inherited from my mom's second husband's uncle may have 200 thousand miles on it and an air conditioning system filled with asbestos, but it works as a point-b car.

by MisterHaku May 24, 2018

Car Swing

When you attempt to hit a kid with the evil intentions to kill him but instead hit his legs and or fingers with a swing.

person 1Dude be more careful you just hit a kid! You’re definitely a car swing
person 2muhaha
person 1Wait… you’re pure evil

by Frostyweeny November 12, 2022

Chew-Bac-Car

An overdressed track-themed street car with that distinct later generation Nissan-Z engine amplified to sound like Chewbacca when he's agitated. In Star Wars, the Wookie costume must have felt overdressed while wearing it. The car also looks a bit chewed back with some exaggerated feature like excessive camber preventing the ability to have more than two tires flat on the ground at a time. This may be a fuel-saving feature in a straight line, but tire wear is far more expensive, and maybe the it corners more like an inverted motorcycle with such a stiff sway bar.
Still, the owner deserves props for not adding an oversized spoiler which might actually be necessary for sweeping corners at aircraft speeds.

Car-"Uhn-Droahrgoahrgrohedrodrodroh!"
Neighbor-"Fix your muffler, Chew-Bac-Car !"
Driver-"My friends think it's funny!"
Neighbor-"They laugh behind your back, wookie-boy!"

by Sperloid July 22, 2021

car drunk

When you've been riding in a car for so long, you walk like a drunk after getting out because your legs are so weak.

Driver: Why are you walking so funny?
Passenger: You drove too far before letting us get out. Now I'm car drunk!

by tblazertn June 14, 2016

Car-Dom

Someone who dominates their partner as much as a muscle car dominates a weak little Kia. And of course the Kia loves it.

Rod is such a Car-Dom on Kandia. SHE WORSHIPS HIM.

by B-bat June 16, 2025

brother's car

freakiest thing someone could do

Dylan: name and occupation
ShengXian: smoker
Dylan: name dumbass!
ShengXian: smoker bitch
Dylan: occupation
ShengXian: smoker
Dylan: what is the freakiest thing you've ever done?
ShengXian: brother's car

by SMARTMOE May 28, 2022