The white stuff that gathers on the corners of your uncles mouth after a night on booze and booger sugar
by fleshconker January 6, 2023
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Guy 1: Hey i tried out that ice cream sandwich thing
Guy 2: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU GET THE HELL OUT MY HOUSE IM CALLING THE POLICE
Guy 2: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU GET THE HELL OUT MY HOUSE IM CALLING THE POLICE
by Gummmmmmmmm January 6, 2023
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Person 2: Nah man, ain't heard nothin' bout it...
Person 1: Apparently, the girl ate a lot of beans the night before. She had terrible gas. She farted so hard, it vaporized the dudes load!
Person 2: Wow! So she gave him a steamed creamer?
Person 1: Close, it was a Creamed Steamer. A steamed creamer would be if she shat cum in a cup of coffee! Hahaha.
Person 2: Nah man, ain't heard nothin' bout it...
Person 1: Apparently, the girl ate a lot of beans the night before. She had terrible gas. She farted so hard, it vaporized the dudes load!
Person 2: Wow! So she gave him a steamed creamer?
Person 1: Close, it was a Creamed Steamer. A steamed creamer would be if she shat cum in a cup of coffee! Hahaha.
by BobShart July 1, 2023
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"The other night the missus and I were having trouble keeping the cum in, so we tried the Cream Plug"
by Stormygeddon July 7, 2023
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Get the Cream Ridge Chiquita gobbler mug.Person 1) "My pussy hurts today"
Person 2) "maybe you need a little Chief's white root cream for that"
Person 2) "maybe you need a little Chief's white root cream for that"
by Chief of Geist July 23, 2023
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