by Big gum ball November 2, 2021
Get the sink balls mug.A game (for men) where you masturbate sitting up and right before climax, point the tip of your dick up at your face and try to dodge your cum as it shoots up at your face. Edging yourself adds difficulty.
Yo, I was playing Dodge-Balls last night and totally jizzed in my own mouth!
You guys coming to play Dodge-Balls tonight? It's gonna be a BLAST.
You guys coming to play Dodge-Balls tonight? It's gonna be a BLAST.
by J'Cari October 2, 2021
Get the Dodge-Balls mug.Glock and Balls is a simple term referring to a dual round drum attached to a Glock. Looks like a cock and balls
Jeffrey: Did you see the new dual round drum for the Glock 17?
Dave: Oh you mean the Glock and Balls
Dave: Oh you mean the Glock and Balls
by Charles Babypowder October 18, 2021
Get the Glock and Balls mug.The holy item that is held by the second last dungeon guardian, snake/serpent boss Russel. You can find the yoga ball within the dungeon's last structure "Oliver's room" and can be fought over for in the closet. The Yoga Ball, used in Russel's hand as his main weapon can be dropped within the 6.99 - 911% drop rate range. Stats: | Attack Power = ∞ | Speed = ∞ | Weight = 0.3kgs | Magic Power = 69 000 000 | Rarity = SS+ (Super Sex) | Side Bonus = Grants the user the most powerful item in the game for Melee, Ranged and Arcane attacks. Buffs all accessories and provides various damage, defence and speed multipliers. Deals instant damage, wounding damage as well as damage, speed and defence debuffs for opponent dealt damage to. Allows super bounce motions for movement speed, attack speed, melee attacks and ranged attacks. Can be used in armour slot for ∞ protection | "The most sex item any mortal can wield. It is as soft as Russel's fat and is as bouncy as the air track. You are truly overpowered and now ready to fight the unholy entity himself . . . Gustoplolis Prime." You can get all the girls with this super sex item.
Dhar Mann: "NOOOO HE'S USING THE YOGA BALL! PLEASE RUSSEL DON'T RAPE ME!!!"
*Random player*: "Ohhhh he has the yoga ball. He's so hot he's even wearing Zara."
Leonardo Pecunha: "Man, this is how you become a champion."
Use the yoga ball to bum fuck all your enemies off the map
*Random player*: "Ohhhh he has the yoga ball. He's so hot he's even wearing Zara."
Leonardo Pecunha: "Man, this is how you become a champion."
Use the yoga ball to bum fuck all your enemies off the map
by Rotha8807 September 9, 2021
Get the Yoga Ball mug.The art of two friend wrapping their testiculs around each other then pulling away fast. Whoever does not scream wins
by Discover something terrifying September 10, 2021
Get the Jingle balls mug.by ceo of cbt September 17, 2021
Get the ceo of balls mug.My cousin in Trinidad won’t get the vaccine cuz his friend got it & became impotent. His testicles became swollen. His friend was weeks away from getting married, now the girl called off the wedding. So just pray on it & make sure you’re comfortable with ur decision, not bullied
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- Stacey, did you apply for a summer job at that cafe?
- No, mom. I asked around and customers are total creeps there. I heard one girl got a stalker last year. And he like stalked her and attacked her in the parking lot!
- That sounds like swollen balls to me, honey. You call them tomorrow morning and let me know when is your interview.
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- Stacey, did you apply for a summer job at that cafe?
- No, mom. I asked around and customers are total creeps there. I heard one girl got a stalker last year. And he like stalked her and attacked her in the parking lot!
- That sounds like swollen balls to me, honey. You call them tomorrow morning and let me know when is your interview.
by old-sad-goth September 28, 2021
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