Ur mom

She is probably somewhere eating a sandwich.

Guy: dude omg

Guy2: what bro?

Guy:look! It’s ur mom

…

Guy:eating a sandwich

by Daswatshesed February 4, 2022

Ur mum

A joke that nobody likes

For example Aiden: Ur mum
Everyone: nobody cares

by KaylaYT February 5, 2022

Ur face

When you want to get back at someone but you have no roasts.

“You are so weird”
“Your face”

by Omg2.0 February 5, 2022

ur mom

the person I fucked last night

I fucked ur mom.

by poptartt February 5, 2022

ur mom

something ayla says alot that makes me feel very sad and giggly

me: what are you doing right now?
ayla: your mom
me: *sigh* laughs on the inside *starts thinking of keshi songs*

by WHO THE DONK TOOK VALKIE February 5, 2022

ur mom

penis

joe: hey dude
Joe: you have a huge ur mom

by u whore February 6, 2022

ur mom gay

a godly insult, that is undeniable but it is able to be deflected by the deity, uno reverse card.

josh "ur mom gay ahhahhaahaahaaa"
sean "*pulls out uno reverse card*"
josh "oh shi- *dies*"

by ScarceOriginality February 7, 2022