The Tom Wolf 

When a state’s governor fucks every single citizen then gets re-elected.

Wow, that fucker really gave me the Tom wolf last night. Can’t wait for 4 more years of ass fucking!

The Tom Wolf by The jammin mammy November 7, 2020

The Titanic Tumbler 

When you on the toilet and the poop takes so long to get out and when it do, it splashes the toilet water all over your butt

Person 1: Bro I had The Titanic Tumbler on the toilet today

Person 2: Yikes that sucks

Person 1: Yeah worst dump I ever took

The Titanic Tumbler by MrHuba December 1, 2021

freeze the tortoise 

To stop a conversation, because a) someone has said something incredibly awkward and/or disturbing or b) the conversation is inevitably leading that way.

When Mikey told me to "guard my carnal treasure" it really froze the tortoise.

freeze the tortoise by The Bard of Anon May 18, 2005

on the tit 

phrase used to describe a baby that still breastfeeds.

Jonah will probably be on the tit until he turns one year old.

on the tit by Cliff96 June 26, 2006

spill the tofu 

v. to drive really, really fast.

The expressing comes from the anime Initial D, where the hero Takumi is under the tutelage of his father, who makes him drive with a cup of water in his car in order to teach him to drive without spilling, since he delivers tofu. However, when he enters a race in the first episode, his father tells him he doesn't need the cup, and can drive as fast as he can.

We're late. I'm gonna spill the tofu.

spill the tofu by George McBob May 6, 2009

Caulk the toilet 

The act of ejaculating in a woman (or man's) ass.

I'm taking that bitch home tonight, I think I need to Caulk the toilet!

Caulk the toilet by LaineyB October 19, 2009

Putting the bike in the trunk 

Anal sex.

"I met up with that chick Mary from the mall the other night, bro..."

"Ya?? How'd it go?"

"I am thinking about putting the bike in the trunk..."

"Dude, you're gonna put your Schwinn in there?? No way!!

Putting the bike in the trunk by peternorthHUGE May 15, 2010