shoot my one

Shoot my one refers to asking someone to fight you.
Guy1: Insult
Guy2: Shoot my one

OR

Guy1: Insult
Guy2: You ain't gone shoot my one.
by KxHacks December 02, 2012
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Bite the big one.

The tire blew and we spun out of control. I really thought we were going to bite the big one.
by DMWool September 07, 2013
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one-wipe wonder

A nice poop that only requires a single clean wipe, and you're set for the day.
At college, a one-wipe wonder is a true rarity.
by Boxman37 December 16, 2005
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nut one out

to ejaculate; to bust a nut; to pump semen; to explode; to burst; to release; to rub one out
He let me nut one out all over his face.

I let him nut one out in my ass.
by chatsauvage January 27, 2014
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bash one out

I got home and bashed one out
by Don Kiddick May 26, 2004
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One-Hit-Wonder

A band or singer that everyone forgets about after their hit song runs its natural course into obscurity, because they can never get back onto the charts again. Most one-hit-wonders are that way because either they can't write their own songs, or their own songs are crap.

Crossover songs and artists are sometimes mistaken for One-Hit-Wonders, because listeners outside their genre don't know who they are. Anyone unfortunate enough to make this mistake is likely to be taken to task by numerous members of the artist's following, because it takes quite a good artist to pull off a crossover hit.
Your own songs just aren't going to cut it. Go find a hit song that no one else has covered in at least 20 years, so the teen audience will think it's new, and maybe you can be a One-hit-wonder.

Some One-Hit-Wonders:

Dean Friedman
Right Said Fred
Gary Numan
Soft Cell
Sammy Johns
The Reflections
The Electric Prunes
The Elegants
Bobby Dray
by Downstrike October 29, 2005
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one of those days

A day where you just want to break something, preferably something that will scream and/or bleed as you do it. You may or may not know of any direct causes, but most often, something bad happened early in the day which started you off in a generally bad distemperment that only got worse as multiple unfortunate events compounded to effectively gang-rape and murder your overall disposition.
Your bet bet is to stay away motherfucker, it's just one of those days.
by The Red Kaiser August 10, 2005
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