The J Fuentes

Form a person can take of being a petofile and performing various acts that would be questionable in the court of law as statutory rape. Also infamous for wandering hands in the darkness and shadows of the night. This shit you wont even see on the catch a predator

My friend george gave lilly the J fuentes in the movies the other night.

by John Doeugh January 21, 2008

J Storm

An extremely bad blackout that bites people and eats raw hot dogs. Someone you should be scared of

Did you guys see the j storm tonight? Looked like a hurricane

by Betty Crockkker March 15, 2021

J-Blader

A nickname used for someone with a first name beginning with the letter J. Some may make a joke that the person stabs and/or talks about stabbing a lot.

D-Dog: J-Blader pass me that knife. Byut don't stab me.

Josh: Dude i told you not to call me J-Blader.

by Mnayin May 01, 2009

J-hoo

A cocktail made from Jameson and Yoohoo.

Friend: Is there banana flavoring in this J-hoo?
Bad Friend: Nope. Just Jameson and Yoohoo!

by GoodReed March 15, 2022

J. Hoos

Someone who is youth until the tender age of 49.

He is such a J. Hoos.

by whoop123whoop123 January 26, 2023

J hoo

An asshole

“You’re such a J hoo”
“What does that mean?”
“You’re an asshole”

by Niggem December 24, 2023

J. Finch.

J. Finch. is an amazing, strong, smart, and a "boy mom". Loves 5 bottles of wine while doing her taxes. She loves people who show up and do the things they need to do. So if you come across a J. Finch. always try your best! Because she will reward you with desert!

Teacher: I need someone to do there work.
me: get a J. Finch.

by oopsloops123 July 19, 2020