Five Finger GIF Punch

An elite black belt level social media technique, wherein a GIF that is used to respond to a post, text, etc., is so strongly impactful on every emotional level that it might as well have been a physical strike.
That GIF in your response was such a Five Finger GIF Punch that it made me laugh until I started to cry.
by crispernaki June 05, 2020
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Trunk Punch

by Jhay73 November 12, 2011
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russian punching bag

After chugging vodka lay across two tables allowing your dick to hang downwards and girls under will fight for your penis.
Last night I performed the Russian punching bag with Jessica, Denise and Monica sadly Denise won.
by HolyWhiteness July 21, 2017
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Stiff Punch

Right after ejaculating inside a woman's vagina, fisting them and keeping the fist inside until the cum hardens, creating a Stiff Punch.
I gave julie a Stiff Punch the other day, it got so stiff couldn't open my fist for hours.
by d_dbn October 09, 2021
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El Paso Punch

When you pour Vodka into a girl's Pussy and drink it out of there.
Who bro, El Paso punch tastes so good!

I know man.
by Uranium_Pie February 11, 2016
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double fist punch

I will double fist punch you, you slave-making bitch!
by Big D666 December 29, 2016
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Tounge-punching

The act of repeatedly sticking your tounge in and out of a girls pussy
Friend- “Hey why didn’t you come out last night?”

You- “Sorry I was tounge-punching kelly
by Scornch March 30, 2018
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