Packet-poos

It's the phenomenon that occurs to certain individuals after purchasing drugs. They immediately get the urge to run for the bathroom before consuming their drugs. This phenomenon does not occur to everyone, as only specific people will feel this urge.

Charlie: Let's smoke a joint, dude.
Bob: Maybe after I take a shit, okay?
Charlie: You always get the packet-poos before smoking one.

by mraladeen98 June 7, 2017

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Poo Pants

The specific pair of pants you only wear on days that you have diarrhea

Those brown sweat pants are my Poo Pants.

by Aimee Kay June 11, 2017

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Poo pluggers

An Australian Colloquialism for decoy poo shoes. Used in a high traffic office scenario.

'I have the nicest shoes in this office, so I pop my poo pluggers on so Sandra from accounts doesn't know I'm doing a poo'

by Pixiepuntopistola June 12, 2017

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The Dementor Poo

When a person has eaten something that doesn't agree with them, or has eaten bad food for an extended period of time, and they do a shit so nasty and painful that the hairs stand up on their arms and they feel like they will never be happy again, like there is no light at the end of the tunnel

"That shit wasn't just food leaving me, it was happiness, like a dementor was sucking on my arsehole... The Dementor Poo"

by RossyKrazed June 26, 2017

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Poo-boom

When one unexpectedly experiences abdominal pain that results in one knowing that a shart is imminent so it is held in until an explosive situation happens on the toilet.

For example, after Steve got back to his desk in the cubicle he said to his friend, Mark, "Dude, I held in a shart and then...poo-boom all hell broke loose on the toilet."

by tyamazing June 23, 2017

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