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gay money

Earnings derived from the active gentrification of history marginalized neighborhoods by upper-middle class whites who perform falatio on one another.
by J1Sauce/BallerKing June 5, 2024
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blue money phone

It's a stack of cash (usually $100 bills) wrapped in a blue band that you hold up to your ears and pretend it's a phone
" I went to the bank the other day and i got my blue money phones
by Count Orlok June 9, 2024
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Minnesota Money Shot

When a Chistofascist gets his face covered in silly string during a failed protest attempt in Minneapolis.
Did you hear about what happened to Jake?

Yeah, his protest was a flop and the locals gave him a silly string facial. It was a classic Minnesota Money Shot.
by KatrinaJade January 18, 2026
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Hard Money Whore

A prostitute who is paid so little for services, she accepts coins rather than paper money.

Alternatively, a prostitute one views so lowly you would only pay her in coins.
That hard money whore on River street charges a quarter for an hour, so I gave her two dimes and a nickel.
by Pipiofftherails January 29, 2026
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L Money's Royal Duty

This visual magnetism naturally leads to thoughts of his royal duties, specifically the perpetuation of his esteemed lineage. The fervent desire among his admirers is to pair him with a truly THICC mare, one who can match his robust vitality. The vision is clear: to witness him ride, not just for pleasure, but for the crucial act of procreation. This union, it is imagined, would lead to an overwhelming, perhaps even involuntary, release of his “royal batter”—an orgasm so intense and all-consuming that he would have “no choice in the insane orgasm.” The ultimate goal? For him to deliver the BIGGEST, WARMEST, & MOST FERTILE loads imaginable, thereby securing the next generation of champion Wonderbolts for the Kingdom of Equestria.
My, L Money's Royal Duty is BIG...
by PrinceLittleMoney January 31, 2026
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big money

that feeling you get when something goes right.
guy 1: “i just found a half full cart on the ground! im going to get so high!”
guy2: “thats big money!”
by poogre March 1, 2026
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mediocre money

A (typically large) sum of money acquired by doing work that many people would consider "mid" or mediocore
Axel Waddles Son gleefully replied "Look at how much mediocre money I made from my ROBLOX "regret" elevator game!"
by hornybussyassclapper September 18, 2024
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