flambastard

Flambastard is the perfect connecture between (bullshit) and (bastardry). So someone who routinely makes shit up but is so aggressive in delivering it as truth. Flambastard

So Chad is such a flambastard when he announced to the world that only climate change deniers deserve to have their houses burn in bushfires

by Annaluvsproduce November 20, 2019

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ThAt loud ass bitch from bellport that won’t fight bitches that she can’t win to and she want some ones nigga but she can’t have them with her lil ass ponytail and loud ass mouth she all bark no bite

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Yup she bald and loud

by Annaoop200000004 November 23, 2019

Flamhoto

Taking a photo on one leg, closely resembling the stance of a Flamingo.

Gather round people, I'm catching my balance for a Flamhoto.

by Mr Oakley December 6, 2019

Flamingo Dancing

when you're trying to fuck a girl way too tall for you.

Also: when you are about to shit your pants and have to do the awkward leg thing that's like a Sprint, but clenching your cheeks so damn hard it might rupture a blood vessel.

"Hey... Did you fuck Shaaron yet?"

"No, she was so tall I ended up Flamingo Dancing the whole time."
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"Did you see John in the hallways today, he must've had to poop so bad he was flamingo dancing the whole way to the bathroom."

by goatfetus00 January 3, 2020

Flamsy

A synonym of flimsy

That was a flamsy Christmas tee

by Doghaterthatlovesdogs January 13, 2020

Flamsy Flame

A person that has no gender and has a very mysterious life. Someone that will keep secrets and will not give you what you want until they trust you. They usually let people paint their image for them.

... too awkward say Flamsy Flame in a sentence so I will let someone else choose it for me...

by Dekka Lite January 29, 2020

Flammers

Slang for flamboyant.

Your looking flammers

by Dubzccel January 31, 2020