Sloppy Dick

when a guy is so drunk his fucking performance is sloppy, and he can't perform. Even worse - he doesn't realize it!

girl - 'fuck me babe, fuck me!'
guy - 'Come on babe; it's a marathon, not a race'
girl - that guy last night had such a such a sloppy dick

by fcgilf September 22, 2008

Dick-knocker

1. A complete moron.

2. One who frustrates others, male or female

You smashed my car you dick knocker

by Benjamin Llama August 14, 2005

Acorn Dick

When a dick has no shaft, only a tip

It is extremely difficult to masturbate with an acorn dick. what do you do, stroke it with two fingers?

by wiggly dick December 24, 2014

Dick-tator

A dick-tator is a person who has a deluded sense of self worth. Usually inflicts emotional abuse upon others because of his small penis complex.

How to Identify a dick-tator-
•Obesity
•Extremely unattractive
•Hoards blackmail material and/or possessions of others to manipulate
•Small penis
•Alcoholic
•Deluded sense of wealth
•paranoia

If not treated, severe skin diseases and/or a a mental breakdown could occur. Although there are many treatments out there, the most common and effective treatment is to remove ones head from his ass. If symptoms persist. Lethal action must be taken.

Said dick-tator: Wow, I'm so sexy, rich and fabulous, rub my nipples.

Victim: No, please I might vomit...

Said dick-tator: If you dont I shall use my large wad of monopoly money to ruin your life.

Victim: I wish he wouldn't dick-tate my life.

by thisismyhahaha January 2, 2014

Dirty dick

When you are playing fortnite and eating laxative gummy‘s and right before you get the win you shit your self while yelling oh fuck

Rob pulled a dirty dick last night

by Fortnite border control January 6, 2021

string dick

A really thin dick or cock. More flacid than a needle dick.

The sorority girls laughed at their friends surprising post date story about the drunk jock's pathetic string dick.

by Sauceman January 21, 2005

Brick a Dick

The brick a dick is a mythological punishment for pleadges to a fraternity of a small college in Wisconsin. This involves taking 1 brick and the length of 5 building stories to the top a 6 storey high building. Tieing one end of the rope to the brick, the other to the pledge's dick and throwing the brick off.

There is no indication that this punishment has ever been carried out, but it has been suggested for adoption by the state legislature for certain crimes.

The pleadge didn't remember his material so he was given the brick a dick as a punushment

by Tobunga April 8, 2010