cum blender

An individual on the receiving end of unprotected sex with multiple partners at or around the same time.

Jackie is such a walking cum blender with all the guys she is having unprotected sex with right now.

by Skycladconnoisseur August 29, 2015

Sack of Cum

An expresion showing anger and hate toward a complete retard or just a dumb person.

Let me take a hit -Joey
No you "sack of cum"-Andrew

Jenny hurry up i need to Jerk off - Bill
What the fuck ill take my time you "sack of cum"-Jenny

by Maurimcfluuu June 28, 2016

Cum a Soup

Asking someone to cum into a cup so that you put it in the fridge to warm up and drink later.

Holly: Hey Locky, can you make me a Cum a Soup
Locky: Sure babe

by 69Souls October 26, 2016

no-contact-cum

when a human male prematurely ejaculates after seeing a female but before sexual (or non-sexual) contact is initiated.

"dude, look at her, she is a no-contact-cum!"

"what?"

(jizzes pants)

"gross."

by georgelasealva December 9, 2016

Cum Sundae

The act of ejaculating into a bowl of ice cream and eating it.

John made me a cum sundae last night.

by Jlmao29 December 10, 2016

Cum Cuft

Getting cuffed up and getting jizzed all over your body.

"He cum cuft me yesterday and I kinda liked it"

by Cum Cuft October 15, 2015

Cum Bongo

An affectionate name for lady juice sometimes emitted during female orgasm. This act can be accompanied by singing altered lyrics to the 80s TV jingle for the similarly named juice drink. "Cum Bongo, Cum Bongo, They drink it in the Congo." Don't get carried away, neither health professionals or the Congolese advise drinking Cum Bongo.

Mother Teresa discovering she was a Norris McWhirter was exciting, washing the Cum Bongo stains from her sheet the next day was however, was a thundering nuisance.

by Phep November 1, 2015