Myspace whoring is a process many people go through to reach some level of publicity on the internet. They're usually scene, but not always. Either way, they are starved for attention, or feel lonely. That's why they do it.
Myspace whoring is done by adding lots of people they've never met, joining online "friend trains" such as maxadds.com, and asking their existing myspace friends to post bulletins with links to their profile (the actual act of whoring.)
Once a whore has been successful in getting a lot of friends, they can join whore trains, which pretend to be exclusive and only for pretty people. They're not. Repeat as necessary until you feel really famous. You'll never be actually famous.
A whore's success is usually measured in how many friends they have and how many trains they're on.
Under 5000 friends: not successful.
5000-10,000: ready to start joining trains and being conceited. Still not widely known.
10,000-20,000: revered by their myspace friends, on a million trains, and thoroughly conceited.
20,000+: They are at the top of the list, and realize the pointlessness of it all. America suffers one more teen suicide.
Myspace whoring is done by adding lots of people they've never met, joining online "friend trains" such as maxadds.com, and asking their existing myspace friends to post bulletins with links to their profile (the actual act of whoring.)
Once a whore has been successful in getting a lot of friends, they can join whore trains, which pretend to be exclusive and only for pretty people. They're not. Repeat as necessary until you feel really famous. You'll never be actually famous.
A whore's success is usually measured in how many friends they have and how many trains they're on.
Under 5000 friends: not successful.
5000-10,000: ready to start joining trains and being conceited. Still not widely known.
10,000-20,000: revered by their myspace friends, on a million trains, and thoroughly conceited.
20,000+: They are at the top of the list, and realize the pointlessness of it all. America suffers one more teen suicide.
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