holy water 

Holy water is the lube you use when cracking the virgin asshole of a Christian chick. If you like her, like you'd like to retap that again later, then you want to use you know, whatever quality lube you can get from a gas station as your "holy water". If this is an angry tap, like your dad was real religious and you had some bad religious experiences, then your spittle will be the only holy water that chick is getting that night.

I met one of those kooks at the abortion rally. I'm gonna tear that ass up, but I haven't decided what type of holy water to splash on the bitch splitter. I can tell you one thing, I'm really looking forward to cuming in that rectory.

holy water by Fuersty August 17, 2007

vitamin water 

A drink that teenagers carry around to look cool and act like they care about their health (like they didn't just eat a quarter pounder and fries from McDonalds). Sadly, what these poor kids don't know is that vitamin waters add water weight to your stomach=THEY GIVE YOU A FAT,SACK-LIKE BEER BELLY! (betcha didn't know that!) -Vitamin Waters are the reason so many teenage girls have those pudjy little love handles hanging out from the sides of their mid-drifts. yet still, teenagers gulp these down like they are a drink from the gods, when they taste like diluted kool-aid.But they make you look "healthy" and "cool" and that's all that matters!

girl 1: I've been working out 4 times a week at the gym, playing tennis, and eating nothing but salad and drinking nothing but Vitamin Waters.
girl 2: so what's the problem?
girl 1: I LOOK LIKE IM PREGNANT WITH TWINS!
girl 2: damn those Vitamin Waters!

vitamin water by ~caramel~ May 29, 2005

Take your water 

to kill some fool who messed with you.

Fool, I'll spill your water upon the sand.

Take your water by Letoishot September 4, 2003

On Rocky Water 

To be in a bad relationship, trying to find a way to keep afloat when there seems to be no hope. You are swimming against the current in dangerous waters.

I thought Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries were a perfect couple, but lately their relationship has been on rocky water.

On Rocky Water by J-K.P November 30, 2011

Mosquito Water Sports 

When you get bitten by a mosquito but it also pee on you, It's the newest kink

I'm so into Mosquito Water Sports because it's not main steam

Mosquito Water Sports by shifterspeed January 24, 2021

glass of water 

adj. used to describe a very loose woman, i.e., one who has been the recipient of much porkage.

"dude, mandi is like a fucking glass of water."
"that doesn't make any sense."
"no, i mean fucking her is like sticking your dick into a glass of water."
"oh, i see. yes, she is quite the whore. and i think i'll pass on that drink."

glass of water by hal_williamson January 18, 2004

fish out of water 

fish out of water (n.) - when you take a crap that is so long that a portion of the turd sticks out of the water in the toilet.

<sitting in stall in public bathroom> "Uh oh! Fish out of water!"

fish out of water by Steve The Nasty December 11, 2003