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Maryland Wiffleball Bat

inserting a wifflebat into your friends anus, then proceeding to go crazy while going in and out then proceeding to jizz, throw up, and piss on the bat. After all that, you feed it to them
Person 1: "Look Cole fell asleep"

Person 2: "Im gonna give him a maryland wiffleball bat"
by bdo17 May 6, 2024
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Wank waffling

The process of you beating your meat between two waffles and then serving this home made dessert to dinner guests.. including the special sauce
“I worked hard wank waffling last night so I had a good dessert for my dinner guests”
by Anony12211221 May 28, 2024
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Pancake-waffling

Pancake-waffling: the act of taking what someone said and attributing something entirely disconnected to it.

Pancake-waffled: having been the recipient of someone's pancake-waffling.
It is most often used in internet comments. The phrase comes from a famous tweet where a user described the issue by way of example: "Twitter is the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say 'I like pancakes' and somebody will say 'So you hate waffles?' No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talking about."
"Just ignore him, we all heard what you said. He's just pancake-waffling."
"Wow. You just got pancake-waffled in real time."
by Nakefame March 27, 2025
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Koala Waffling

It's a cuddling position, with one partner hanging/holding onto the side of the other, while laying down like a koala would do to a tree. Typically koala waffling happens right before or right after sex.
The sex was great, so was the koala waffling.

Can you koala waffle me tonight?
by Thewickedwitch.86 July 14, 2025
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Red Breasted Wiffletit

A made up bird name you use to trick people
Besides the boobies, woodcocks and dickcissels at my feeders there was a red breasted wiffletit
by Beak Geek February 6, 2021
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Hello kitty waffen division

Hello kitty waffen division is off shoot of the atomwaffen division with Hello Kitty fans
Hello kitty waffen division is just far right Hello Kitty fans
by Xxxfi October 27, 2025
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