Urban Rhino

A very large or obese person that is usually seen walking around in an urban environment. They occasionally tend to open a big gap when approached by a large crowd of people on the street.

Chad: Dude, did you see how fat that guy was walking down the street?

Craig: Yeah man, he's definitely an urban rhino.

by AKrowdy27 July 25, 2011

the urban way

the act of finding dead animals and placing them on a busy road to that cars/trucks/whatever flattens them, copied of the way new yorkers bury dead things because there is not much grass so they use assfault to bury things

yea, last weekend I found this dead squirrel so I urban wayed it.

by matt (darkstar) May 15, 2003

urban beagle

A smartphone app that finds specific events and things to do around a city.

John relies totally on the urban beagle to get around a new city.

by the beagler September 9, 2010

urban dictionary

When something is really good and promising and then becomes a let down and failure.

Urban dictionary word of the day was great until April 5th when there wasnt one and then April 6th when it sucked.

Johns parents were really proud of him when he was accepted into Harvard but he pulled an urban dictionary when got into drug debotchary.

by Ridiculousness Eve September 5, 2012

Urban Failure

When the Urban Dictionary Word of the Day is poorly selected and either not funny or does not make sense.

I was all excited for the urban dictionary word of the day but then i saw it was really retarded so it was just an epic Urban Failure.

by salsaboy719 January 10, 2011

Urban Psychotic

Person born in a rural area who later moves into an urban setting and becomes paranoid from the stress of population, pace and everyday competition. These people tend to become confused at times and believe everyone is out to get them. Sometimes, they lock themselves away for hours, afraid to grasp the realities of human interaction. Consequently, in order to survive, new guides for a self-perceived Utopian society, based on their lack of acceptance by peers, is conceptualized by them for the world to follow.

The Nebraska farm boy grew up with the chickens and cows. They spoke to him. He answered back. When he left for the big city, farm animals were nowhere to be found and it was difficult making new friends. They didn't need feeding. They didn't come home when he called. They didn't hear him. Time to take the bull by the horns, he thought. City folks are different. Considered to be reclusive, he became the classic urban psychotic.

by Nicholas Davis January 2, 2009

urban abyss

Where people go who are addicted to writing for Urban Dictionary. A veritable wasteland of right-brained people perched in front of their computers thinking about the next submission.

Lisa asked Pam, "I haven't seen Scarlett or Maggie in days. Where have they been?" Pam replied, "They have been in the urban abyss for days. Their children go unfed, they don't get showers, they don't leave the house. It's a real problem."

by GiddyUpGirlFL January 26, 2009