post-sermon relief

The only truly enjoyable part of the whole church-attendance experience (well, besides the ice cream Sunday, perhaps); that's why everyone's smiling as they exit the church --- they didn't actually enjoy being cooped up in a sweltering stuffy musty chapel for two long boring hours; they're just so relieved that it's finally over and they can go outside again.

I hear people happily praising the preacher on what a great service it was as they file out of the church,. but for most of them, it's just post-sermon relief --- the only thing they're actually happy about is that the service didn't last longer than it did!!

by QuacksO August 5, 2018

post nut

Same as hindsight. Someone says they knew something all along after receiving information but they actually know nothing.

Woman: What's your sign?
Man: I'm a Leo.
Woman: I knew it!
Man: I'm actually a Capricorn.
Woman: That make sense because that is exactly what a Capricorn would do.
Man: You're post nutting I'm actually a Scorpio.

by PapasFritas March 22, 2023

post this on ig reels

This means that what you post was so idiotic that you have to be clowned on instagram reels. On instagram reels people make harder jokes about you and its somewhat amusing.

“Post this on ig reels 😭”

by Jellywasmadeinalab November 20, 2023

Post who you talk to day

March 21st is the day you appreciate the person u talk to by posting them

Post who you talk to day : Post your boyfriend or girlfriend on Instagram

by Nnana1234567 March 20, 2022

Post-Fartum Depression

When you queef after having a miscarriage and then the afterbirth bubbles and runs down your leg

Ew, my girl just had a queef while passing a miscarriage, call that a Post-fartum Depression

by CumCorpse April 14, 2025

Bara Posting

Posting a multitude of images pertaining to capybaras on a media platform, digital or analog.

Person 1: "Why does Jessica only post pictures of capybaras?"
Person 2: "Leave her alone, she just likes Bara Posting."

by patriosaurus July 24, 2022

Post-mayonnaise white

White people that hate mayonnaise in an attempt to distance themselves from stereotypical mayo-loving white people. By acting like they hate mayonnaise they are trying to show that they are not traditional caucasians and are not racists.

She thinks she’s a social justice warrior because she’s a post-mayonnaise white girl.

by phillipmarlowe September 24, 2018