Cockness Monster

A penius so large it is said to be of the same length and gerth of the Lock Ness Monster's.

She thought she was cute so I showed her the Cockness Monster.

by The Amazing Larry January 13, 2011

cocked off

the act of being vigorously masturbated by another person.

The two chums, after having cocked off one another, went out for delicious pastries.

by Grannyporn666 February 23, 2009

Cock Roulette

A line of 5 guys and the person playing has to get on their knees and not suck the cock but move back and forth between the 5 jerkers ten times. Players lose when a jerker blows his load on his face.

Kevin got pretty unlucky that the 3rd jerker blew his load on the 1st go round of Cock Roulette

by Dong Feagles December 19, 2011

cock grave

Another term for vagina.

I'd love to bury my bone in her cock grave!

by SpeedsterZ28 January 1, 2008

Cock Channel

1) The space between the breasts of a woman. Can be formed naturally but normally appears on women that have poorly implanted fun bags.

2) The space between the breasts of a fat girl. The space is normally used to stimulate the cock of a man that likes to tittie-fuck nasty ho's.

a.k.a cock canal

Dude, did you see Tara Reid's nip slip?

Yeah bro, her nipples are fucked but I would love to slide 'shorty' in her cock channel.

by Northsider May 4, 2008

pet cock

1. the #1 penis one is currently having sex with- no strings attached

2. the alternative penis one is having sex with while #1 cock is out of town

I need another pet cock until my pet cock comes back Monday.

by Bicycle101 November 19, 2010

Cock Elf

The opposite of a Cock Block. Someone who helps you get a girl, just like Santa's little helpers.

Hey, that girl is really cute, but her friend is ugly, will you cock elf for me and dance with the ugly one?

by icockelf October 14, 2009