Aztec Blow Dart

Giving a girl backshots and you finish inside, you then blow an Aztec death whistle in her ear, scaring the shit out of her and making her shoot your cum across the room like a blow dart

Dave - “What did you get up to last night?”
James - “Me and the wife made an Aztec blow dart”

by Mysteriousguylol March 25, 2024

a glancing blow

when someone gives you a blowjob while looking at you.

"wow that was such a glancing blow"
"ikr, sloppy too"

by Konamii January 30, 2021

Blow An Amp

The audio professional equivalent to "Break a Leg".

"Hey, blow an amp tonight!" Tom said to Vern as they bumped fists backstage before the concert.

"Thanks! Let's have a great show!", Vern replied.

by Vern66 March 25, 2019

jalapeno blow job

this happens when your date eats jalapenos then performs oral sex on you. the capsaicin from the peppers is absorbed by the phallic skin, and enters the urethra causing unpleasant burning sensation.

the heat from the jalapeno pepper ignited Jasmine's sexual desire to the point her mouth salivated for boner. After receiving a jalapeno blow job from Jasmine, Darryls penis burned... like California wild fire.

by MC Busta September 5, 2019

Low-blow

A blowjob from a woman that is so short she doesn’t need to go on her knees.

That I got a low-blow from that midget stripper last Tuesday.

by King Maxwell November 2, 2020

blow job amnesia

noun

When you perform oral sex (fellatio) on a male and he completely forgets any conversations you had or commitments he made before said blow job.

This guy I'm seeing asked me if I was free for lunch next week but I never heard another peep about it after performing oral sex on him a few days after he asked me out. He must have blow job amnesia.

by Wordy Witch April 20, 2023

blows like a tropical depression

Being so bad at sucking dick they dont even deserve a name.

Dude 1 "So howd it go with Brittany last night?"
Dude 2 "Who? Oh! Man she blows like a tropical depression."
Dude 1 "Damn, so shes just sexual conquest Number 34?"
Dude 2 "Yup."

by Merten December 6, 2010