Wiping The Puddle

The process in which in the act of taking a shit you proceed to “wipe the puddle” by smearing shit across a sheet of toilet paper instead of dropping the log the traditional way.

Dude 1: Bro, I was Wiping the puddle. It was my only choice it was a muddy mess.

by Muddypuddle54 April 1, 2021

Wisconsin Love Puddle

When you chose your fantasy league bros over spending time with your girl so to make up for it you have to drive to Wisconsin for a couples trip just to get roofied whilst at dinner and you wake up in a hotel room closet across the street from a cheese factory to a Swedish midget touching your ankles with his testicles.

Bro… Last night Claire and I got into a fight over fantasy and I woke up in a Wisconsin love puddle on our couples trip!!

by George. W Ku$h September 3, 2021

Coagulated fuck puddle

A short definition of all life on earth.

Coagulated fuck puddle,
I left a fuck puddle in my wife and 9 months later she pushed out a coagulated fuck puddle

by anonymous September 8, 2021

grey butt pudding

liquid shit with a grey hue

oh no! greg made some grey butt pudding!

by kellyhasabowl December 21, 2021

Neapolitan fuck puddle

The after affects of having anal sex with or without consent consisting of shit, Semen and blood

I’m really getting sick and tired of my roommate leaving his Neapolitan fuck puddles all over the couch

by The Jeep nut February 2, 2022

Dirty Squirty Yorkshire Pudding

Making a Yorkshire pudding batter both with the cum of a virile Disney Dad, and the squirted juices of a lady. The Yorkshire pudding is thereafter cooked in the oven, then eaten with the fingers of both the male and female from whence the pudding came.

Dirty Squirty Yorkshire Pudding

What did you do last night?
Made a Dirty Squirty toad in the hole. De-lish.....

by Disney Dad May 4, 2022

Rocks in my pudding

A term refering to rough anal sex with a tall fat man.

Man, Adam dropped some serious rocks in my pudding last night

by Kevin James 3rd June 28, 2022