jogging pants butt

When someone stands from a sitting position and you smell ripe ass

Did you smell Geno when he got up , all I smelled was ripe as s he got a major case of jogging pants butt

by biffster73 April 19, 2018

pants

The INCORRECT way of spelling pance.

"Are you ready to leave?"
"Hang on I just need to put on my pants" - (incorrect)
"Hang on I just need to put on my pance" - (correct)

by mralwayscorrect no cap November 19, 2020

Apology Pants Time

When you have messed up really bad and your boyfriend/girlfriend is to the point of something drastic. Such as breaking up. Time to step it up, asshole and put on the pants.

Person: I messed up big time. My girlfriend is going to be so upset. I think she is going to break up with me!
Person 2: You know what time it is then
Person 1: No, What?!
Person 2: It's Apology Pants Time!

by Jenasis December 21, 2018

Pants

Shit i dont wear

Tyrone: yo you ever heard of pants?
Tyler: nah fuck that shit its for pussies

by Skybluehoodie January 2, 2022

My pants ate my sock

When you have a sock on and it gets caught to your pants.

Person 1: Oh no
Person 2: what

Person 1: MY PANTS ATE MY SOCK

by Dancer_grl1607 February 11, 2020

Ketchup Pants

Nickname of USD rugby player Kevin O'Connell due to him wearing the same red sweat pants to every practice for two years

Look theres ketchup pants being an asshole as usual

by Goose1234567890 April 8, 2009

Dork in my pants

To be excited nearly to the point of sexual release over something dorky, geekish, or nerdy.

"Oh man, I went into Best Buy and found the complete series of Firefly on Blu-ray! I almost dorked in my pants right there."

"Did you go to the midnight opening at Gamestop for Black Ops?
Hell yeah! I thought I was gonna dork in my pants waiting on line!"

by Greythame985 April 7, 2011