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A piece of feces left after wiping that has become crusty after time.
I think I have a pants crouton stuck between my cheeks.
by JoeyHey October 11, 2015
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When you wipe your butt and you miss a little piece and it stays in your pants.
I was in a rush and now I have a pants crouton
by Johnthefaun October 11, 2015
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A small piece of dried, crispy feces stuck in between the ass-cheeks. A consequence of a sub-par wipe.
"This morning I woke up with two Pants Croutons in my ass, and boy oh boy was that uncomfortable."
by josmont October 23, 2015
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The small pieces of toilet paper left behind after a poor wiping. Possibly caused by cheap toilet paper.
Man, I need to get better toilet paper, I keep getting pants croutons.
by Joke65 October 11, 2015
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When you don't wipe very well and a little bit of poop gets left in there and it gets all dry and crusty.
Aww man, I've got the biggest pants crouton right now.
by suttenplant October 11, 2015
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