bruh baby

when u nut in ur homies ass and he gets pregnant and has a bruh baby

bruh about 9 months ago me and tyrone was doin butt stuff and turns out we got our own bruh baby now.

by hdbeiebdo April 7, 2019

Nuke Baby

A slang term for a person of eastern heritage, specifically oriented towards Japanese/Nipposese. Horrendously derogatory.

Don't be suck a nuke baby, Takahashi.

by Jo Cat July 15, 2008

baby senses

An intuitive feeling indicating that a woman is pregnant

I don't think that woman's belly is big because she's fat. My baby senses are tingling.

by Justineer March 13, 2011

Burping the Babies

After a man has finished ejaculating, he squeezes the last bit of sperm out of his dick and slaps himself on the ass a few times to make sure it all comes out.

Austin: I been so lonely lately I’ve been burping the babies every night.

Logan: L

by KarstensMomIsStacy February 11, 2021

baby claws

An infant's sharp untrimmed fingernails. Because their hands are so small, they grab randomly and tightly it can hurt like hell. Like being clawed by a cat.

The baby was trying to climb over me. She grabbed part of my chest with her baby claws until I screamed like a girl.

by JesseF May 30, 2008

Frat Baby

The freshmen who is so rich that he is basically Bill Gate's son. He thinks that just because he was cool in high school that he can be popular on the first day of College. The dude has more Vineyard Vines shirts than North Korean nukes. He skips class and vapes so much that he heats up a Sauna . This guy gets laid his first couple of nights, then gets a girl pregnant and ruins his life. He commonly says "FUCK SCHOOL PASS THE WEED!"

Look at that Frat Baby , bruh this man is already gonna be on Jerry Springer's "You Are The Father"

by fratboy_rd August 20, 2019

Ditty Baby

Referring to "Dirty Baby" without pronouncing the R. The R can be added as an option. Ditty baby is the smell your unwashed butthole leaves when you have what is commonly referred to as "swamp ass" or "swass". The smell is sometimes left on pants, and if severe enough can be smelled by others several feet away. other common places to find this smell is on a couch or chair cushion after someone who is suffering from Ditty baby stands up. The smell is basically, ass, but has been described as a combination of armpits, feet, and parmesan cheese.

"Oh! change your pants! you smell like Ditty Baby!'

"I have a serious Ditty Baby problem brewing, I hope no one smells it."

by Ditty baby February 11, 2010