Birds

The annoying little winged fuckers who wake you up every Sunday morning.

Ah, Fucking Birds Chirping and Shit!!

by FatManLurks March 27, 2022

Mesopotamian Bird Butting

Mesopotamian Bird Butting, otherwise known as "Bird Butting" is a form of punishment, usually in friend groups, where everyone agrees to punish a person in the friend group by stripping them down to their underwear and covering them in honey, milk, oats, and birdseed, but not before tying them to a tree for a prolonged amount of time, to where birds will start to eat the covering off.

"Milo has been quite the nuisance recently, so me and the guys have decided to give him an old-fashioned Mesopotamian Bird Butting. Are you in?"

by Claym0re March 23, 2025

Bird

Someone who is always outside or always wants to be outside

Your a fuckin bird stay ina house

by Imalegcomeslutme May 3, 2024

java bird

java birds are small winged birds who sing when a person has that first cup of strong coffee following an alcohol induced night out. they have shimmering colored feathers which denotes the particular octave of a bird (for example, ones with purple or black feathers will have lower singing voices whilst ones with pink tend to be higher).

The bird song is a happy and light 'javajava' tweet, and can be either a short or long chorus..depending on coffee strength and alcohol consumed.

i had a late night, but have already heard the java birds.

this hangover will subside once the java birds sing..

by gritpoit February 7, 2010

Bird

A term used to describe girls in England normally used by cringey chavs.

That bird is fit!

by SomeCooooolGuy January 19, 2019

bird candy

Bird candy is a subtle way of calling someone a cocksucker. It allows a person to express themselves in a situation that would not allow for such language.

Tom is being a total bird candy right now.

by 011000110 June 23, 2017

Bird Pooping

When a male ejaculates off of a high balcony on to the people on the ground below with the goal of getting it on someone.

I was really bored and horny the other day, so I went bird pooping off of my apartment balcony on someone walking by.

by Neil Biformi December 6, 2025