nut roulette

When you feel pleasure when masturbating, you'll hold your breath and won't breathe until you cum. This may cause a heart attack and that’s why it's called nut roulette (after Russian roulette).

Jake: "Mike died doing nut roulette."
Tom: "Oh no what were his last words."
Jake: "He wanted to have ’I died doing what I loved’ on his gravestone.
Tom: "F"

by Drozdislav January 27, 2021

Rat Nuts

Rat nuts is a way to formally greet someone

“What’s up rat nuts”. “Sup my guy”

by Hiboipeepee February 2, 2021

Nut Shack

When you do a Franklin Creamer in a porta potty.

My day couldn't get any better. On my way to the bathroom I found a fresh turtle! Looks like I'll be making a nut shack today!

by Moist Turtel February 19, 2021

Nut goblin

A person that sneaks around and ambushes people to steal their semen. They are rarely seen during the day and if you do see one, be prepared to protect your nut.

Hey man I heard the cops came to your house last night, everything alright?

Yea man apparently a break in, but they didn’t take anything from my house so I’m alright. However, I noticed my balls were the size of a blueberry, thus I knew it had been a nut goblin that had burglarized my home.

by gloz February 27, 2021

Sorrow Nut

When you masturbate when you’re sad, typically used as a coping mechanism

After Lia broke up with me I had to sorrow nut

by BaDaby March 10, 2021

Squirreling a nut

A sex act where the semen fills the recivers mouth to the point of over flow.

She gave me dome and she was squirreling a nut.

by IR8ALPHA March 16, 2021

Wall Nut

When you drill or carve a hole into the wall, cum in it and seal it off.

Jeff: Hey dude, what the hell is this spot here on the wall?
David: Oh it's from a dare where I had to make a wall nut.

by xboxuwu March 25, 2021