go back to google.com

JUST × OUT OF GOOGLE YOU STUPID FUCK

Hey dad i am in urban dictionary and i want to know how i go back to google.com

by anonymous September 19, 2020

Stay off my google

Appropriately applies to a lame as bitch who thinks she know the internet well enough to basically set themselves up to be fucked up by the google accounts she’s root bot-big usually a close friends.

Swing as hard as you can or slap or grudge fucking them in the mother fucking face with your fist while saying, “Stay off my google.”

by OwnlyOne September 26, 2020

search with google or enter address

srsly...

a) u really use firefox.

b) ur bored AF

search with google or enter address

since i had to use it in a sentence

by elmohas2guns March 22, 2022

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.
I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.

by The SQUIP April 5, 2022

Hop on google docs

A phrase used to describe the action of using a mechanical keyboard as a dildo. Often used by elderly men with back problems.

Charles: "Hey Eugene, wanna hop on google docs later?"
Eugene: "Sure thing 'Dumptruck' Charles!"

by UltimateKeyboard May 3, 2022

game tab google

friend group made by ally.#9182 on discord, weird as sh*t... f**kin horrible!!!!

includes
ally
isme
robotop
nuul
isme's gf i think shes here (starlight)
shoberloo
ninh
vini
whidani
will

CC: guys i have to game tab google (GTG)
Ok Guy: Ok! Same Game tab google
Bye guy: BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by astrallos May 17, 2022

pulling a google translate

When the sarcastic friend in the group is done with your bullshit.

“Jordann is pulling a google translate on me.”

by buzz buzz June 12, 2022