facebook horror

ugly bitch on facebook who needs her ass kicked by her daddy. Ugly ho who just won't leave. She also talks shit to her self because she has no friends and no life and takes out her sexual frustration on urban dictionary and facebook trying to suck the life out of other people who look better than her ugly ass. She jacks off her 1 inch penis 5 times a day while having a turkey shoved up her ass and is a no lipped bastard who uses clown make up to mask her lizard like appearance. Shes also going bald and doesnt shave her body hair. She calls men who reject her gay while being totally oblivious of the fact that it was because shes just plain ugly. She'll often believe that shes a 10 and needs to be reminded that shes a 0. People call her a slut but I know she isn't because no man in his right mind would ever have sex with that ugly dried up cunt.

Damn that facebook horror is one ugly motherfuker. I wish i can remove her from my list just so that I don't have to see her horrific looking face everday but I don't want to hurt her feelings because she might jump off an overpass.

by ur face& ur ass looks thessame February 6, 2010

Facebookie

A person obsessed with Fabcebook who prefers that mode of communication over email, telephone or face to face interactions.

Jane: What happened to Donna? She hasn't returned any emails or phonecalls and she didn't make it to my party last Saturday.

Mike: She's become a Facebookie. Contact her there, you're guaranteed a reply.

by unconnected March 12, 2009

facebooker

a guy or girl that looks good on Facebook, but not in person.

"Went to meet this girl lastnight, she was such a facebooker."

"Ahh man that sucks, butterface?"

"Totally."

by Jewdus2013 February 5, 2010

Facebook gamer

An individual who spends nearly all of his or her time on Facebook playing games.

Steve was up all night playing farmville on Facebook. I didn't realize how much of a Facebook gamer he was.

by Brexle February 24, 2010

facebook smart

an assessment of someone's intelligence based on the statuses and comments they contribute on facebook. This takes into account spelling, grammar and punctuation. Also, depth of topic and tone can be considered.

I am surprised that Sally only got a 900 on her SAT's! I always thought she was smart. Well, at least, facebook smart.

by jayson j June 15, 2010

facebook poaching

the act of friend requesting people you don't know off of your friend's friend list.

an example of facebook poaching is sending friend requests to a coworkers friend just because they are hot.

by racholudo September 10, 2010

Facebook Seppuku

When you epically fail so bad in real life, you dishonor your digital self.

Shawn: Hey did you hook up with Heather last night?
Matt:No I blew it. Three months of planning down the drain, and to top it all off she shared her rejection of me with all my friends......time to go perform Facebook seppuku.

After face tripping over a rope and face planting into a wall while talking to his friends, Joe was forced to commit Facebook seppuku

by S1nfulFuzzball October 21, 2010