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Facebook Mom 

a facebook mom is a mom who posts whatever she's doing or did. You'll probably be seeing her posting stupid or "funny" things her kid(s) said.
Describing a person who is ALWAYS ON FACEBOOK.
POV: judith posts about her kids running away with a laughing emoji.

Omg Sarah is such a Facebook Mom
Facebook Mom by razziebomm December 11, 2022

Facebook Gasp mom

A mom that takes everything seriously and is always determined to find the root of a problem, usually out of curiosity or to get someone in trouble. They will go to the extent to post every little nuisance to Facebook for her mom group to find out the cause.
You saw that Facebook Gasp mom on Nextdoor? Hopefully she'll shut up about that boom sound last night.
Facebook Gasp mom by Chroxity3 January 3, 2023

Facebook Time-Traveler 

(Noun, Verb, Adj)-A Facebook Time Traveler is a phrase used to describe an married or single individual who will take the liberty to stalk former classmates' walls in an effort to eventually pursue them. An influx of Facebook messages or a request for one's cell number is typically a standard operating procedure.
So, Jimmy is acting like a Facebook Time-Traveler ! I mean, what's up with the Love bombing??? He messaged me like 5 times asking me if I remembered our Biology class after study hall?? He also said that "I was the one that got away"? Wtf does this mean after all these years? It's kinda creepy. Ewe, he's married too! Oh boy, I may have to block him.
Facebook Time-Traveler by Cappy C February 6, 2023

Facebook sheep 

People on Facebook who are clueless about how everything they have typed into a search engine, retail online, twitter, Facebook, email, and anything connected to a desktop computer, or a smartphone has been collected and used to cause to them to follow or send them ads or request donations.
Wow, Facebook sheep, do they believe every meme, story, or celebrity they see or read about on Facebook? They follow like sheep to slaughter!
Facebook sheep by leftturn April 3, 2023

facebook migraine 

When you eye roll so hard it forces blood flow into your brain causing an immediate headache and intense feeling of disdain for the human race.
Upon viewing photos of Kyra’s latest beach resort trip after being told she can’t afford food for her children, Frida promptly eye rolled and experienced a Facebook migraine that required an exorcism.
facebook migraine by Truthgenie April 28, 2023

Facebook Mafia

The tough guys behind keyboards
I posted something that someone didn't like and the Facebook Mafia came after me to blast my post.