"I had to do an assurance blow before I threw away the Kleenex in case there was a little bit of snot left."
by SquidDude May 08, 2019
a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt. He will just lie to you and you wouldn't know the difference.
by Sexydimma April 17, 2014
a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt. He will just lie to you and you wouldn't know the difference.
by Sexydimma March 24, 2014
My girlfriend got all tuned up on wine coolers and bath salts and gave me a zombie blow job. I need some neosporin.
by Cully Mumbles October 01, 2017
A substance of rat poison, rat feces, heroin, cocaine, three DVDs of Seinfeld, a candy bar, and some hair. Most commonly shoved down the throat or coats the ear lobes.
by Sandy Ravage November 29, 2016
A term coined as a play on the popular Maple Dipped Donut from Canadian Coffee and Bake Shop Tim Horton's. It refers to a male receiving oral sex from a female while his genitals have been dipped, smeared or covered in Maple Syrup. Preference is to use real maple syrup over the fake table syrup seen in most grocery stores at rebated prices.
So Mike just told me how this girl gave him a Maple Dipped Blow-Nut once. He can't look at her the same way when he orders a coffee from that store anymore.
by s_polly61 July 29, 2017