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Fatherless child

Mark has any by blows

by 459395 June 21, 2023

Bottle blowing

When a woman is so sexually frustrated and deprived she resorts to blowing a glass beer bottle. This usually comes before using it as a dildo.

I caught my sister bottle blowing yes day and I was disgusted and slightly turned on at the same time.

by Whitakersauce12 June 3, 2017

blow torch

It's where you get a blow job from a burn victim

I finally got a blow torch lastnight from that burnt lady

by wolfdick33 September 13, 2016

blow stones

Smoke crack

Billy would occasionally be blow stones.

by Pizzacock24786 May 9, 2017

Hunter blow thy horn

Family motto bequeathed to the Forest clan in Northumberland, of which spelling variations include: Forrester, Forester, Forrest, Forster, Foster, and Forrestor. Almost to a man, this clan consists of underachievers, slackers and halfwits.

The family motto "Ombeht unforht æghwæþres sceal" has been found in many old texts. Most of which were written in the pre-Norman Conquest period. Historians and Old English scholars agree however, with the modern translation of "Hunter blow thy horn". The surprising fact is that this translation is completely at odds with its Old English meaning. Scholars have put forth the following Old English translations:


- An experiment in artificial stupidity.

- Dumber than a box of hair.

- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

- As smart as bait.

- Chimney's clogged.

- Proof that evolution can go in reverse.

and

- Doesn't know much but, leads the league in nostril hair.

Then, at the top of the crest was our family motto. It reads:

"Hunter Blow Thy Horn"

by AuWins57 July 22, 2008

blowing a tranny

1) Performing oral sex on a transgender woman who still has a penis (see also: MtF, Shemale, Futanari)
2) Catastrophic failure of the transmission in your car or truck

When a Ford owner says "blowing a tranny" it means his truck needs a new gearbox, when a Subaru owner says that, it means something else...

by icantthinkofausername777 October 27, 2024

Curd Burger Blow Job

You jack someone off with some bread till they get hard, then you do a dental dam of fondue, a cheese dental dam, that then forms and dries around the cock as the blow job goes on. You then take the cheese that formed with the jizz around the mans cock and feed it back to him. He eats the cheese jizzumed cum mold once it's over.

"Bro, last night I have my boyfriend a curd burger blow job... and I'm still having cheese cum burps, so is he."

by WisconsinStrong November 19, 2023