Sea Monkeys

a toilet full of little turds, some floating some submerged, some Picassoed to the toilet wall.

Everytime I go to Janice's house for dinner I love to Picasso the toliet with sea monkeys before we eat.

by masterspraypainter January 12, 2009

monkey bath

A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!"

Ouch! That was a money bath!

by gbergman April 20, 2005

Monkey Fuck

A drink made with rum, kahlua, and banna liquer

Jamaican Monkey Fuck, Please.

by jon March 30, 2003

Chunky Monkey

Fat penis being rammed into a tight ass.

See John gave Samantha the ol' 'Chunky Monkey?'

by dartron January 10, 2013

Syrup Monkey

A derogatory term for a French Canadian from Quebec.

"Those Syrup Monkey's are the Florida Men of Canada."

by Sleen April 18, 2022

tugging the monkey

male masturbation

When you injure your wrist/ hand.. And someone says:

'Oh too much tugging the monkey was it'

by Redeye_90 February 20, 2014

Monkey ballsack

When your balls be mad itching

dude1: i have Monkey ballsack
dude2:same

by Poopyfan887 June 13, 2022