harpoon the whale

to pick up a fat chick, oftentimes in the service of your mate getting with her attractive friend. See also grenade.

Jay had to harpoon the whale at the caravanning party so his mate Simon could pull the fit bird.

by HolyFlurkingSchnit January 26, 2016

saving the whales

Watching porn.

From PornHub's pledge to donate a penny to the cause for every 2,000 views.

Roommate 1: Man, what are you doing in there? All I hear is heavy breathing.
Roommate 2: Go away, I'm saving the whales.

by debren27 September 17, 2016

Having your ear pierced while you are a male

Having your ear pierced while you are a male piece of human is often an act considered as claiming your homosexuality.

Person #1: Hi
Person #2: Having your ear pierced while you are a male

Person #1: Oh god

by tunasaladwithpinchofsalt July 28, 2017

tree trunk whale

The most fatest thing alive also know to be the biggest slag. They have tree trunk thighs and has a belly like a whale, this is why they are called tree trunk whales.

Look at that tree trunk whale

by Sub to Finnuz123 August 24, 2017

Harpooning the whale

When a woman masturbates or when a man fingers a woman

Woman 1: I was harpooning the whale as hard as I could last night
Woman 2: I know I heard u

by ass in your face June 7, 2018

Shadow of Whales

They are an amazing band. They are one of the most sweetest and most kindest guys in the world. They are so caring and they love and care for every one of their fans. They have the best smiles in the world, and they are always so nice to everyone.

I love Shadow of whales. They are so amazing.

by Shadowofalex June 23, 2018

That documentary about whales

Phrase (pejorative)

Used to identify and describe a corpulent individual without them noticing.

"Hey, have you seen that documentary about whales?
Check my 6 o'clock."

by eka.chester July 6, 2018