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by The TG December 10, 2023

Toblerone Touchdown

when your missus has BV and you're out of condoms so you stick a Toblerone box on your penis and go to town, then when you've picked up enough of the BV juices and jizzed in the box, you pull out, take the sleeve off, and touchdown it onto her head. bonus points if it lands in her mouth.

Danny gave me a Toblerone Touchdown last night, I'm telling my therapist all about it tomorrow.

by itsmxra42 April 18, 2024

Testicle touchdown

Wen dey swang so lo' dey scrape da con-crete

my shi touching down rn, BOOM testicle touchdown

by Teezo Touchdown June 7, 2024

Toby Toucher

Someone who, despite being younger than you, still manages to molest you.

Dude, I cant with these Toby Touchers. They keep touching me.

by technofishy_ June 19, 2024

Vagen Toucher

When the vegan teacher turns horny, she becomes Vagen Toucher and touches your boojaina in German. She turns into Vagen Toucher only during Destroy Dick December.

Person 1: "Bye, I'm gonna go outside."
Person 2: "Beware of the Vagen Toucher, it's December."

by Wig eater October 4, 2024

It touched

"It touched" is an expression used by an individual who has attempted push out a fart but has suffered the consequences of pushing too hard and has experienced follow through.

"Hey Francis, listen to this!! . . . . Oh . . It touched"

by G T G March 16, 2026

Sun Touched One

Black

Linni: "you must be a sun touched one."
Black Gandolf: "wha..."

by Lagcasist April 8, 2025