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Jake King

by laurenandjake4eva April 27, 2021
mugGet the Jake Kingmug.

Steak from Jake's arm

Steak from Jake's arm, (Jake from Statefarm)
I want some Steak from Jake's arm!
by Mehllodie, Or something April 6, 2022
mugGet the Steak from Jake's armmug.

Jake

Someone who says things that are so outrageous you don’t know what to think. They are borderline scary to be around but equally hilarious.
Jake: “I tried to order a McTopSloppy and a McChinamen at McDonald’s and the girl at the drive thru was so shocked at my knowledge of the secret menu that she quit her job instantaneously…good thing I didn’t request the McPhagomania or she would have cried”

You: “Alright man, glad to hear it”
by EricShun100 July 25, 2023
mugGet the Jakemug.

Jaquan and Jake

Jaquan: Im Black!
Jake: Im white!
This shows that Jaquan and Jake are way too happy about their skin colors
by Psychological terror December 14, 2020
mugGet the Jaquan and Jakemug.

Jake Dahl

The hottest man to ever walk the planet. The bestest friend anyone could ask for. The most cutest cutie.

No your the cutieeeeee.
God damn this Jake Dahl goes down like fine wine.
by Weedzon February 3, 2022
mugGet the Jake Dahlmug.

Jake Paul

a retard who thinks he is the face of boxing which he is not he is a scum that has only won like 3 fights and he is calling out boxers who have way more wins than him. I hope Connor McGregor midget self whoops him. jake paul is not the king of boxing he is a white cunt who think he is the shit.
kid: Jake Paul is better than Muhammad Ali
me*takes out shotgun proceeding to shoot the kid several times* never ever say that again
kid:*in pool of blood*
by cuntdaddy123 May 25, 2021
mugGet the Jake Paulmug.

Mumkey Jake

One of the best gorilla tag players in the world, and in the clan Mumkey.
You: Did you hear Mumkey Jake is in our lobby?

Your mate: DUDE WE NEED TO LEAVE NOW
by Creamy beans April 28, 2022
mugGet the Mumkey Jakemug.

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