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Donald Trump

(Noun) A type of fuck stain that occurs when a willing straight man's obsolete butthole is filled with a premium blend of rusty Pennies, Iguana bones, motor oil, Vaseline, Maggots, Ghost Peppers and PCP while another straight man willingly yet forcefully mashes the ingredients together with his salty throbbing flesh covered glue blaster and simultaneously chews a Cobra Pancreas in half while spitting venom onto his own raging dick with each violent ass crushing thrust nonchalantly on a fucking Tuesday.
"Er mah gerd Hun is that Hershey's Syrup on the base of your cock?" "Nah babe it's just a stain I got from being on the giving end of a dick to ass consultation." " Er mah gerd Hun that is sooo hot. I am dripping with wetness now can I please devour that stain?" " Go ahead Hun and lick Donald Trump off the D." church republican democrat ted cruz donald trump iguana tuesday
by VigilantMonkeyBones June 5, 2016
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Trump 2020

a saying that an educated person would say when they want Donald Trump to win the 2020 election.
Libtard: Eeew you're homophobic and racist because you support racist orange man.
Republican: Trump 2020 biotch 🖕🏻🖕🏻
by thateducatedrepublican November 27, 2020
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Donald Trump

A trash bag of racial slurs with cheese whiz on top
Guy 1: Hey, you wanna here a joke!
Guy 2: Sure!
Guy 1: Donald Trump's presidential campaign!
by coolguy74 November 14, 2015
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Trump

Trump: A hotel built by Donald Trump. Any hotel that is built really nice but uses the hotel's swanky name to cover up its less than stellar location. The name does fool most people.
Practical Example: Trump International Hotel in Las Vegas.

"Hey, I just stayed in the world's nicest hotel"

"Yeah...? Which one?"

"The Trump!"

"Oh, you mean the only one that doesn't have a casino. And, isn't that off the strip."

You get to Vegas for the first time and realized you just got "Trumped" by the capitalist marketing machine. Dang you Donald!!!
by Las Vegas Nube March 8, 2010
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Donald Trump

1. A racist candidate for president that disqualified himself because of his Muslim plan. Before his plan, he had 30% of voters voting for him. Now, he has 33%. This world is fucked up!
2. A billionaire having a net worth of $8.7 billion, with many buildings and sites such as Trump Towers(by the way there's more than one!) and a winery!
1. "Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country's representatives can figure out what the hell is going on." --Donald Trump
2. Documents from Trump's camp put his net worth at $8.7 billion, with $3.3 billion alone from "real estate licensing deals, brand and branded assets." --A website I can't put here
by MrTechno March 21, 2016
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Trump-bone

To grab a male by the genitals; not to be mistaken with the trump.
"This guy on the subway was being weird so I Trump-boned him...problem solved"
by adamrodionov October 19, 2016
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by LitBreh February 6, 2017
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