Bitch-Slap The Theremin

Euphemism for masturbation.

Steve likes to Bitchslap the Theremin, if you know what I mean...

by ham cannon November 18, 2003

Portuguese Monkey Slap

Originating on Portugals southern most beaches, the Portuguese Monkey Slap was originally called just the big slap, but due to its effectiveness in dealing with Portuguese monkeys, it was changed by the locals. The Portuguese Monkey Slap involves a running start followed by a jump and before reaching terrafirma you must thrust your open backhand in a downward motion striking your opponent , or monkey, on or above the cheekbone, resulting in stinging pain, hellucinations and or death.

The Portugese man struck the primate with a vicious monkey slap resulting in stinging pain followed by hellucinations and innevitably death, thus the Portuguese Monkey Slap was born.

by mtotow July 16, 2012

Jack Rabbit Slap

A very painful karate chop/punch/ bitch slap/ kicked in yo face type of feeling.

"Shut yo face."
"Don't make me JACK RABBIT SLAP YO FACE!"

by LJ:) March 10, 2009

Nigerian Pimp Slap

When you go diarrhea on someone's face and backand them.

RAWR, Ima nigerian pimp slap you

by DEREKGAMERTAG January 03, 2012

Slap the TOXIC girl

Girl 1.This girl is being toxic she just and that she doesn't look like me.

Girl 2. Girl, it's October 20
Girl 1. What?
Girl 2. October 20 is the day you can slap anyone being toxic duh.

She is toxic. Then slap the toxic girl tf

by Just fall October 21, 2020

Slap ass month

This is a term that created a horny 14y.o to clap ass during the month of spooktober

Hey dude it's slap ass month!
- What is that?
Come on, it's a month where you slap everyones ass as a joke.
- *googles term*
- That came out 3 days ago

by jizzy002 October 03, 2019

Slap Ass Week

A week of school, usually High school, where teenagers go around slapping each others butts for the fun of it. Common for a guy to slap a girl's ass, a girl to slap a guy's, or two female friends to slap each other, but is usually taboo for two guys to do so. Normally occurs on Fridays and the message is often passed through a forwarded text.Usually on the last week of March. March 25-29, 2019

FWD: Fwd: Friday is Slap ass week! forward to all members of *name random high or middle school* in your contact list!
#slap-ass#ass#slap#grab-ass#grab#butt#friday#chain text#school

by MYNAMEJEW March 23, 2019