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Portuguese Monkey Slap

Originating on Portugals southern most beaches, the Portuguese Monkey Slap was originally called just the big slap, but due to its effectiveness in dealing with Portuguese monkeys, it was changed by the locals. The Portuguese Monkey Slap involves a running start followed by a jump and before reaching terrafirma you must thrust your open backhand in a downward motion striking your opponent , or monkey, on or above the cheekbone, resulting in stinging pain, hellucinations and or death.
The Portugese man struck the primate with a vicious monkey slap resulting in stinging pain followed by hellucinations and innevitably death, thus the Portuguese Monkey Slap was born.
by mtotow July 19, 2012
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Nigerian Pimp Slap

When you go diarrhea on someone's face and backand them.
by DEREKGAMERTAG January 3, 2012
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Flopping Fish Slap

After a girl giving a man fellatio, the man takes out his penis, wiggles it in her face, and slaps her in the face with his erection. Then putting a fishing hook in her mouth, thus making her the flopping fish.
Patrick-Isn't that illegal?
Josh-Nahhh, almost a sport nowadays.

Dylan- The Flopping Fish Slap's fresh to death, Yadadamean
by IsThatPoop? August 16, 2009
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Slap Ass Week

A week of school, usually High school, where teenagers go around slapping each others butts for the fun of it. Common for a guy to slap a girl's ass, a girl to slap a guy's, or two female friends to slap each other, but is usually taboo for two guys to do so. Normally occurs on Fridays and the message is often passed through a forwarded text.Usually on the last week of March. March 25-29, 2019
FWD: Fwd: Friday is Slap ass week! forward to all members of *name random high or middle school* in your contact list!
#slap-ass#ass#slap#grab-ass#grab#butt#friday#chain text#school
by MYNAMEJEW March 23, 2019
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Slap ass month

This is a term that created a horny 14y.o to clap ass during the month of spooktober
Hey dude it's slap ass month!
- What is that?
Come on, it's a month where you slap everyones ass as a joke.
- *googles term*
- That came out 3 days ago
by jizzy002 October 3, 2019
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West-Side Slap

A slap across the face in which the "slapper's" middle and ring finger cross eachother, forming a W with the fingers.
Damn jo that nigga just got a West-Side Slap.

Damn man he just got west side slapped.

Man youz gonna see a W on that foo's face for a while.
by Lim Doyle October 30, 2008
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slap your lips

when someone says something stupid or dumb u say it..its another way to say wow or thats so dumb
LeBron James is the worst player in the NBA...slap your lipssss
by donavan from the bay February 4, 2009
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